- Are those real dollars hanging out of the shorts?
Yes, they are. Dale cut 10 - $1.00 bills in half and hot glued them at various points. Sadly, Harry in need of a smoke, pulled them off, and taped them back together. We hope he got the serial numbers matching. He replaced them with just a few full $1.00 bills. There are plans to replace the bills again, but this time to sew them on.
- Is the merchandise section for real?
Yes, buy away. We don't really make any money on the items at the levels the prices are now set at, but if demand increases, we may be able to make some money, and use the funds install the neon track lighting into the shorts we've been dreaming about.
- Does Chris Gorsuch really exist?
Yes Virginia, Chris Gorsuch does exist. He is the man hopes are built on, a friend for every occation, who is there ... heck, I'm not going to answer this any further, read the bio.
- Who made this website and why
You have not read the story section have you? Well Gregory Cohen and Sarah Cohen got this thing together. Greg has done many humor projects including the Monarchy Party, and owns Infinite Illusions. Check it out, get a yo-yo, kick back for a while.
- How are all of you guys tied together?
This whole group is tied together with a local theater company called Theatre a la Carte. This group is led by Eric Hurst, master of all he directs. If you really like this site, donate some money to this theater group.
- Is Chris really as thin as that photo at the top of the page shows?
Not anymore.
- Are there any other sites that you know of that share Chris's fashion tastes?
yes, go here.
- Will the F.A.Q. end soon?
Yes.